For all the round bits you love.
Because if someone's gonna call you that, it might as well be you.
Goddamn, these shits are fucking elegant as hell.
For all the round bits you love.
Because there are just some things you can't say quite so obviously to your in-laws.
Baddies only.
For when you know you're the shit.
Because if someone's gonna call you that, it might as well be you.
For your most unabashedly messy friend.
For when you want to deliver a burn with an extra French flourish.
Onlookers will assume it's an abstractly pretty pendant, until you inform them that it's a big ol' fox dick.
Comes in brass, as well as three gold-plated finishes. Damn, that shit is fancy.
(Speaking of that shit.)