What the hell was #6 drinking?
What the hell was #6 drinking?
Oh get over yourself-this happens in every college town in America. It’s the early stages of ‘Get Off My Lawn’ Syndrome.
“…bartender says: ‘help you’? Dog says:”yeah, get this kid off my butt”
I’m pretty sure #13 is Texaco
Six billion zombies, twenty-seven humans, and *everybody* is gonna be one of the humans…
“Should I order black coffee and see if they call security?”
One of maybe six chihuahuas in the world that isn’t a yappy little ankle-biter and some D-bag has to throw stuff at it? Boooooo
F*** you right back, a$$wipe. You were irrelevant ten minutes after your debut, and it’s just been a long downhill slide since then.
If no one’s there, why do you need to park like an a$$wipe?
If they don’t text back, how is your second text a ‘response’?
“And these last three photos show that these people fly on private jets” Isn’t that what the first twenty-four photos were doing?
Will Ferrell pays Adam Sandler to keep making movies so that Ferrell’s don’t look so lame. Kind of like Bill-O interviewing Glen Beck so that Bill looks rational.
Hillary could lose the entire soybean farmer demographic if she isn’t careful
The Jesus Formerly Known as Burger King.
This is shocking and borderline-disgusting. I am absolutely appalled! A two-time Oscar nominee?
Cat ladies in training.
Let’s vote to repeal ‘Obamacare’ [again] Let’s investigate Benghazi [again]. Let’s clap our hands and pray really hard to make it 1957 again!!
Some of them sound like they might have Old Timers Disease
#15 I did NOT kick gramma in the face-there was a ladybug
add 15 points for this
Soo…”douchey as fuck” apparently means: “caught me at my own game”
“No matter what you get, your life represents a horror.”
Same here-I took a Zane Grey quiz, and no matter what, my life was a western.
That eyeball-lamp has GOT to go.
The never-satisfied Tea ‘Party’-constantly attacking leadership; WAY too chickenshit to break off and form their own party. Keep hiding behind the GOP skirts, that’s how leaders behave!
Nobody cares that the invited guest was put on the spot like that? The kid treated her like a trophy. Asking a celebrity crush via YouTube or whatever is one thing, asking as part of a ‘dare’ at an assembly is an 8th grade move.
Anna Kendrick-I don’t know who she is, or why I’m her. I don’t understand half the answers I gave. I’m not even ON Twitter. I’m not sure why all the youngsters say something is ‘sick’ when they really mean they like it. Get off my lawn.
I like *playing* sports-but *watching* sports is like watching someone else read a book.
Back in the evil days of colorized movies, my girlfriend special- ordered a black & white copy of The Maltese Falcon for my birthday. She said the colorized copy had Humphrey Bogart wearing: “a f***ing pink tie”. I proposed a week later, married for 22 yrs.
Andrew Jackson A definite win for best hair
This is like a whole basket full of puppies, only with much nicer legs.
Okay, now I want a three-legged alligator so I can take it into a bar