2.
If its screen is dirty and the buttons are sticky:
3.
If it's sleek and sophisticated:
4.
If it takes great action shots:
5.
If it's only ever used before meals:
6.
If it has taken a few hits along the way:
7.
If it takes awesome low light photos:
8.
If you don't have room for songs or podcasts or apps because your photo gallery is so full of photos/videos of your cat:
9.
If it's always on the go:
11.
If it has mad loud speakers:
12.
If it's easy to customize:
Inspired by the Nokia Lumia 925: