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15 Signs You Have Fully Adjusted To New York Life

If you exhibit these symptoms, congratulations. You've made it. Nissan understands your needs. That's why they developed the NV200 Taxi with new features designed to make your commute, ride, and life much easier. Can we get a #hailyes?

1. You've gotten into more than one heated debate about where to get the best slice in your neighborhood.

2. You have absolutely no tolerance for people who try to upstream your cab from you.

3. You know there is no worse fate than having to transport a large item on the train at rush hour.

4. You know there's a special place reserved in Hell for slow walkers.

5. You know exactly how much the cab home from your favorite bar costs, down to the penny.

6. You haven't done your own laundry in ages because who would when your laundromat has next-day drop-off service?

7. You shake your head whenever someone freaks out about seeing a celebrity on the street.

8. You always know someone who can get your name on the list, no matter what the event.

9. You treat Times Square like a war zone.

And you never, ever, ever go there. Ever.

10. You always have cash on you, in case the restaurant is cash-only or your cab's card reader is "broken."

11. You've come to terms with the fact that getting to the airport by public transport is just foolish.

12. You truly appreciate the healing powers of the late-night Halal cart.

13. Your heart skips a beat every time you hear how little your friends back home pay for rent.

14. You almost always have a pair of walking shoes stashed in your bag.

15. And you definitely know how to get a cab's attention.

Be on the lookout for Nissan's Taxi of Tomorrow.

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With more rear space, easier payment options, and a cleaner, quieter ride, this taxi is designed for New Yorkers.