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It has the worst landscapes in the world.
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There's zero greenery to be seen.
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If you were to travel all the way there, you'd have like zero #skyporn Instagrams.
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The architecture and nature never interact in an awe-inspiring way.
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The waters aren't at all serene.
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There's nothing relaxing about coconut trees.
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The local garb make you cringe and not want to get your hands on it at all.
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Look at this random monstrosity floating in the ocean.
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The community is super boring too.
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The scenery is so bad, it should be ashamed of itself.
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You can't get any peace in this goddamn noise machine.
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All the architecture is pretty uninspired *yawn*.
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Tourists never set foot here. Nothing to see, after all.
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Seriously, what crap architecture.
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It's so crowded you can't even move a step in any direction.
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The food is really bland and uninteresting.
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I mean it's disgusting.
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The journey there is the worst journey in the history of journeys.
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The ocean here is the colour of your boogers.
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There's nothing royal, regal, stunning, gorgeous about South India.
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Please, just listen to me, don't ever go there.
