1. Use tape to get uniform eyeliner, sharp enough to kill a man.
2. Tame your rogue baby hairs with a toothbrush and hairspray and never look like a porcupine again.
3. You know when your favourite lipstick is on its last breaths but you can still see it in the jar? Mocking you? Here's a solution.
4. If you've tried making your eyes pop with a white liner and achieved scary results, switch it with nude liner on your water line.
5. If you used mascara once in while, you'll know how much it sucks to find it dried out.
6. If you enjoyed peeling glue off your hands as a child, use it on your nose to get rid of even the peskiest blackheads.
7. If you're a fake eyelashes newbie, curve it first so it goes on easier.
8. If you don't enjoy pulling hair out of your hairbrush, push a tissue in first.
9. There's really no need to buy a hair curler when you can get great results with a straightening iron.
10. Or even freakin' BUBBLEWRAP.
Please refrain from popping the bubbles until after your curls are done.