1.
When you're drunk and your BFF has to hold you back from getting into brawls.
2.
When your ex walks in with a new S.O.
3.
When you're on a diet and your friends are eating Butter Chicken RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
4.
When they won't share the last piece of chocolate, no matter how much you plead.
5.
When you're contemplating life's mysteries in comfortable silence. (Translation: When you're stoned.)
6.
When you get caught smoking by your parents and are feigning innocence.
7.
When some bitch tries to enter your BFF zone.
8.
When you're trying to pull off an elaborate prank with great concentration.
9.
When you're about to scare the crap out of your sweet, unsuspecting biffle.
10.
When you want to listen to her talk about her ex for the millionth time, but it's 3 a.m. and you have work in the morning.
11.
When someone claims that your BFF is their BFF.
12.
But it's cool if you make a new friend.
13.
When you have a suspicious mole but are too afraid to go to the doctor yet.
14.
When someone super hot walks by.
15.
And your BFFs leave you to go talk to the hottie in spite of it being GNO.
16.
When they wake you up early Sunday morning for brunch.
17.
And it's probably for some pretentious food you're forced to eat.
18.
When they're about to tell your crush about that one time you snorted milk out of your nose or how you screamed bloody murder in your sleep.
19.
When they say they're ready but make you wait 45 minutes anyway.
20.
When they drop a hot, juicy piece of gossip.
21.
When you're trying to take a cutesy cheesy picture for Instagram.
22.
When someone says something nasty to your BFF in front of you.
23.
When you're too drunk and your sober friend has to carry you home.
24.
When you're trying to sneak into a concert without tickets.
25.
When you're always stuck being the designated driver.
26.
When you're both PMS-ing* and you get into one of your monthly shouting matches.
27.
When you're making up after your brawl and both tearfully whispering, "I love you so much."
28.
Because they've – literally and figuratively – always got your back.
