Hello. This is Aishwarya Rai Bachchan on the 7th of January, looking like Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.
And this is Deepika Padukone on the 15th of January, looking like Deepika Padukone.
Now here is a spread from Vogue posted on 27th February on Vogue India'swebsite.
AND IT COULD LITERALLY BE EITHER OF THEM.
Is this the winner of the Miss World pageant of 1994???
Is this the lead actress of Bollywood blockbusters Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Taal, Jodha Akbar and Dhoom 2???
Is this the mother of Aaradhya Bachchan, wife of Abhishek Bachchan and daughter in law of Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan???
People are confused on Twitter.
Others have given this hybrid different names: Sneha Ullal...
Radhika Apte...
Even Cece from New Girl.
While we're collectively losing our ability to tell what things are, here's Aishwarya on the cover of this month's Vogue not looking like Aishwarya at all.