1. If you've never seen this pile of magic, you're doing EVERYTHING wrong.
2. Uno is an addiction, a religion even.
3. You can't go anywhere without it.
4. Because it takes commuting to another level.
5. It also seeps into other aspects of your life, like birthdays...
6. Your fitness regime...
7. And your relationships.
8. Playing a game of Uno brings out the ruthless S.O.B. in you.
9. You often wonder why Uno Olympics don't exist.
10. And if anyone tries to challenge that, you're not above cutting them out.
11. No friendship is strong enough to survive this act of betrayal.
12. You have all versions and variations of it.
13. Like Uno Jenga.
14. Uno Spin.
15. And whatever this glorious contraption is.
16. Also, it has been scientifically* discovered that Uno also brings out your inner romantic.
