1.
So, will the nurse judge me if I don't fold my clothes?
2.
This just looks like a weird thin blanket with strings.
3.
OK, so, can you please stop asking me if I have gone on any good dates recently?
4.
How does one look graceful while they wait in a paper gown?
5.
Why did I buy all of those vegetables from the farmers' market?
6.
YOW! Cold hands! Cold hands!
7.
Since you are touching my boobs, can I ask you what your first name is?
8.
Do people really do this to themselves in the shower?
9.
Quadrants? My breasts have quadrants?
10.
Did I put deodorant on?
11.
Most importantly though, can you tell me if the right is bigger than the left?
It's over – now go hunt for your socks. Ladies, make sure to get checked on the regular to help save the girls!