1.One of our biggest worries is running out of space for all of our medals.
2.We think trophies are ridiculous too, but that's not gonna stop us from winning them all.
3.And filling out applications is really difficult because our fingers cramp up trying to list all our awards.
4.We seize every opportunity to gather more knowledge... including fire drills.
5.This may look like success, but it is a SHAMEFUL FAILURE to us.
6.As is this. That minus may as well be stabbing us in the heart.
7.While we know a C is perfectly acceptable, to us it just stands for "could've spent more time studying."
8.We're not just mentally strong, we're physically strong too, thanks to a 20-pound backpack we had to lug from school to soccer practice to rehearsal.
9.Look, we know one degree is technically enough, but why only get one when you CAN get three?
10.We're not actively trying to suck up to the teachers, but we can't help it if they love us for loving to learn.
11.We definitely know there is a thing called sleep, but we're not entirely sure what it is or how to get it.
12.You can borrow our text books, but don't even try to understand our complex, color-coded annotation system. It's not for beginners.
13.We secretly envy non-honors classes because of test questions like this:
14.Taking higher level classes might seem cool, but it's actually pretty lonely once the seniors graduate.
15.We actually don't know how NOT to multitask. It's all we do!
16.It's not that we don't enjoy summer vacation, it's just that we also love learning... like, a lot.
17.And finally, we're basically just Hermione Granger without the magic.