1. You slay people with your comebacks.
2. You and your bestie are close. Like super close.
3. And you guys love to let it all out on the dance floor.
There's only room for three letters on your dance card: BFF.
4. You spit the truth when no one else will.
5. You're very happy to be single...
6. ... forever.
7. You really, really love your wine.
Currant wine, that is. None of that "merlot" stuff.
8. You give the best romantic advice...
9. ... even if you have some strange ideas about what romance is.
10. The word "carrots" simultaneously enrages you...
11. ... and turns you on.
12. Your dye game is miles ahead of everyone else.
13. You're not afraid to be a bold flirt.
Hey Carrots, wanna bang?
14. When it comes to relationships, you don't handle rejection well.
15. You're totally cool with bringing your kink into the outside world.
16. You play the most sensible games of would you rather.
17. Your self-confidence is unparalleled.
18. You tend to be a little awkward at parties.
19. You're extremely skilled in the art of self-defense.
Warning: you might have to sacrifice your slate, but it's totally worth it for the look on his face.
20. You know how to hold a grudge.
21. You're quick to succumb to peer pressure.
22. Sometimes you're a tad overdramatic.
23. But most importantly, you know to always stay true to yourself.
