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    21 Problems People Who Don't Smoke Weed Will Understand

    Let me be blunt.

    1. Having to deal with the rank smell of weed in your clothes and hair every time you hang with them.

    2. Having to spend the rest of the day airing out the weed smell in your living room.

    3. They ask you to spot them for lunch but suddenly have money to pay for weed.

    4. You're forced to listen to their "mindblowing" revelations.

    5. They assume you think you're superior because you don't smoke.

    6. You become an involuntary babysitter because they can't control themselves.

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    We're never going out in public again.

    7. And have to play therapist to calm your friends after they get super paranoid.

    8. They insist on being the designated driver because "driving high is safer than driving drunk."

    Or, you could just NOT DRIVE.

    9. You can't trust any dessert just laying out at a party.

    10. You're forced to make conversation with yourself because they left to smoke.

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    Party for one.

    11. You have to make sense of what they're saying when they're high AF.

    This conversation is over.

    12. They don't respect your choices and try to get you high anyways.

    13. You're just trying to have a conversation and they blow smoke in your face.

    14. Having to clean up all the weed crumbs after they roll joints on your counter.

    15. You basically have to padlock your kitchen cabinets to save your food from their munchies.

    16. You can't trust their movie recommendations because apparently everything is awesome when they're stoned.

    17. They won't shut the fuck up about how hiiiiiigh they are.

    18. You have to delay your plans by an hour because that's how long it takes them to muster the energy to leave.

    19. You're constantly told that you're not fun.

    20. They try to convince you weed is healthy because it's organic.

    You know what else is organic? Hemlock.

    21. They are convinced that you haven't really experienced music/sex/life because you're not high.