1. This alternative to fur.
2. This musical condom.
3. This super fun children's game.
4. This hipster bicycle attachment.
5. This baby-catching device.
6. This casket.
7. This road rage enhancer.
8. This portable bath sack.
9. This crop shaper.
10. This dog watch.
11. This potential space helmet.
12. This device for accomplished lonely people.
13. These tasty spectacles.
14. This pasta flask.
15. This death clock.
Why we need it: If you need a mobile reminder of your mortality, this watch is for you. You can calculate how long you have left to live based on the factors in "Table II." Don't worry, you can pause it every time you do something healthy, like "taking walk" or "breathing fresh air." Apparently it doesn't matter whether you're wealthy or poor, you're still taking three years off your life.