2.
Pages three through eight probably weren't THAT important, right?
3.
Maybe he meant it in a good way.
4.
This is why you should never be nice to anyone ever.
5.
You're just showing your range!
6.
Sneaker squeaks might actually make you stand out.
7.
Just pretend it's a character choice.
8.
Can... can they do that?
10.
You get an A for effort, and that's about it.
11.
Sometimes you shouldn't give the judges more than they ask for.
12.
They can't reject you if you refuse to leave.
13.
It goes from bad to worse.
15.
Always just say "yes" to whatever the director says.
19.
At least she said... something?
21.
And finally, what monologue is this?!