The NFL is doing a public service campaign called “Play 60” to encourage kids to go outdoors and play in an effort to curb childhood obesity. Throughout the year, the league is tapping players from different teams to tell jokes for their campaign. Michael Oher was up first and told these very funny jokes:
Oher: Where’s the ocean deepest? Random child named Kiki: I don’t know where? Oher: At the bottom!
Oher: Why do the sea gulls fly over the sea? Random child named Kiki: Why? Oher: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!
Sadly, we were informed Oher did not write these jokes himself.