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Top 6 Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts
6 ways to show that special someone how you feel about Valentine's day You know, if it's not your thing.
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1. Secret Message Cuff Links
Tell your boyfriend what a disappointment he is with these little beauties.
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2. The Voodoo Knife Set
Which one of these will you use to stab me in the back?
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3. Sh*t B*tch
Tell that special someone how s/he makes you feel, down there. [Via]
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4. World Largest Stomach Ache
Equivalent to 1,400 gummy bears and 12,600 calories. What are you supposed to do with this thing after you open it? Diarrhea central.
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5. Spell It Out For Them
No no, you can keep the shirt k bai.
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6. Spot Of Tea?
You hoebag. [Via Etsy]
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