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    Top 6 Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts

    6 ways to show that special someone how you feel about Valentine's day You know, if it's not your thing.

    • 1. Secret Message Cuff Links

      Tell your boyfriend what a disappointment he is with these little beauties.

    • 2. The Voodoo Knife Set

      Which one of these will you use to stab me in the back?

    • 3. Sh*t B*tch

      Tell that special someone how s/he makes you feel, down there. [Via]

    • 4. World Largest Stomach Ache

      Equivalent to 1,400 gummy bears and 12,600 calories. What are you supposed to do with this thing after you open it? Diarrhea central.

    • 5. Spell It Out For Them

      No no, you can keep the shirt k bai.

    • 6. Spot Of Tea?

      You hoebag. [Via Etsy]