1. Secret Message Cuff Links
Tell your boyfriend what a disappointment he is with these little beauties.
2. The Voodoo Knife Set
Which one of these will you use to stab me in the back?
3. Sh*t B*tch
Tell that special someone how s/he makes you feel, down there. [Via]
4. World Largest Stomach Ache
Equivalent to 1,400 gummy bears and 12,600 calories. What are you supposed to do with this thing after you open it? Diarrhea central.
5. Spell It Out For Them
No no, you can keep the shirt k bai.
6. Spot Of Tea?
You hoebag. [Via Etsy]
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