I would think you might want to the uber genetic modified seeds and not the normal ones that would surely die quickly. lol

Target markets: mouth-breathers and shut-ins.

And I can sell them the dirt.

In the eminent apocalypse how will I irrigate my “Crisis Garden”? Will I be able to eat the seeds before harvest? Oh God, Mr. Beck save us. I'm so confused!

I'm pretty sure there is an emergency seed bank maintained by the government. So the government will probably tap into that reserve should the need arise, provided it hasn't been overthrown by the very people targeted by this ad.

I'm sad it doesn't come with any sea monkeys too.