Thanks Nickrad: In your scramble for another vapid pun, you managed to be offensive! Yessssss.

Do it. Then send BP the bill.

I wonder how much hay or straw 10 or 15 million dollars would buy. Where are all of Americas billionaires with their checkbooks.

I just wanna give these guys a hug. Sounds better (and less creepy) than getting human hair in there.

I'm confused. Why didn't they use plain water? Shouldn't they be trying to simulate salt water?

I hope those guys don't end up missing.

lets clean the oil from the ocean so we can burn it!! Don't let the leak beat us to the punch!!

I love how he says Bermooda grass, these guys are cool!

We can't put that strain on our hay supply. The admission for hayrides will skyrocket. We should dump something less useful in the ocean. Like garbage.

Appears to be apart of this U.S. Pat. No. 5,453,191 that was issued in 1999

WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN DONE?!

nothing wrong with a little Southern ingenuity

THIS NEEDS TO BE MORE POPULAR!!!