• Britney Spears

    Presbyterians

  • Conan O’Brien

    Inane Bronco

  • Sandra Bullock

    Skull and Cobra (Rad!)

  • Howard Stern

    Wonder Trash

  • Rob Pattinson

    No Top Brains

  • Heidi Montag

    Imagined Hot (Beach fun Barbie)

  • Axl Rose

    Oral Sex

  • David Letterman

    Nerd Amid Late TV

  • Leonard Nimoy

    I’m Only a Drone

  • Justin Timberlake

    I’m a Jerk, But Listen (he’s not a jerk..)

  • Beyonce Knowles

    Woken Obscenely (???)

  • John Mayer

    Enjoy Harm (-ing himself with words)

  • Kim Kardashian

    I Am a Kind Shark