I gotta find this hermano guy.

“Heyy, father uncle dad.”

Or, on any occasion where someone referred to the area as “The OC”… “Don’t call it that.”

“Mr. F!”

“Thsi is what your serving? poached salmonella?” - Lucille.

“Return from whence you came”

“I just blue myself”

“.Not a trick, it’s an Illusion. A trick is something a whore does for money”

Hey brother! Love me some Buster!

I’ve made a huge mistake.
also,
heyyy brotherr

That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir.

“When I say to you the name, ‘Sudden Valley’, what do you think?” “I think of salad dressing, but for some reason, I really don’t want to eat it.”

Lucille 2: “I’m as stable as a table!”

“annyong!”

“I’m not so sure how “solid as a rock” helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq.”

I don’t want no part of your tight ass country club YA FREAK BITCH!…..*stare*…..

“Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. ‘I’m not gonna cry about my pa! I’m gonna build an airport and put my name on it!’ Why Michael? So you can fly away from your problems?”

“How ARE you.”

Gob: “I appreciate your time.” When he steals Michael’s watch. Gob: “Illusions, Michael! A trick is something a whore does for money.” Looks at kids. “Or cocaine.” Lindsay: “Where can I get one of those necklaces with a T on them?”
Michael: “You mean a cross?”
Lindsay: “Across from where?”

There’s always money in the banana stand

“Her?”