Anything by Gertrude Stein. She ruined English Literature.
I wasn’t ready. I WASN’T READY!!!
This is AWESOME.
Look— I’m on this list and it’s very upsetting for me. Never did I think that this would happen, as I am a person of no notoriety or importance to neither Seth nor the Oscars. I do not wish, nor have I ever wished, death upon any person. It’s lists like these that turn innocent people who typed a few stupid words into a box on twitter into villains so other bullies on the internet can attack and berate them. I’m terribly embarrassed and feel chastised by being included on this list and am seriously reconsidering my like for Buzzfeed. Of course several of the tweets were unnecessary, but surely the majority of them (including mine) were in jest and a complete exaggeration of the situation. I think everyone should stop taking everything so seriously and stop shaming people for having an opinion that differs from their own.