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1. He gets a weekly buzz cut.
2. He has nicer clothes than you.
3. He looks better in a bow tie than you.
4. He has a better bow tie collection than you.
5. He buys only organic.
6. He's funnier than you.
7. Girls put his face on their nails.
8. He flies first class.
9. He gets free swag.
10. He's smarter than you.
11. He drinks better than you.
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