Kind of cherry picking from a lot of Southern states. No one here wears cowboy boots, big hair is over, and not everyone likes country music or cares about country stars.

Used up chewing tobacco on the ground. There is nothing grosser.

That was awesome!

I didn’t even recognize Steven Tyler. Bowie’s mugshot could be an album cover…wow!

Eric Rudolph, 1996 Olympic bombing, caught after five years of living in the woods.

I would hopefully die of shame and the ground would swallow me whole if I ever said anything like these quotes. Die…seriously.

You’re lucky. I’ve had to sit through every one of these, sometimes more than once. :/

You would think the photographer would take five minutes out of his day of stalking them to help save a drowning child and woman.

I know! Whaaat? We finally get rid of Lori, only to lose Carl?

I used to have ballerina room mates. They were constantly breaking toes. They would just wrap them up and carry on. Yep, pretty hard core!