That’s a really big joint, not a really big blunt.

He was kicked out of Metallica for doing too much cocaine. He started Megadeth so he could do all the cocaine he wanted.

Remember when you were a kid and you’d go to Bennigans, or TGI Friday’s, or some such horseshit, and the waiter would take a knee to get your order and adopt a really condescending tone when he spoke to you? They just did that to a new generation of potential Star Wars fans.

That Ennio Morricone remix was a great choice. Breaking Bad isn’t exactly a western, but it’s sure as shit a southwestern.

Dan Aykroyd once said Slimer was the ghost of John Belushi.

you can find them if you type the words “nigger day” into openbook.

Are any of these “sexy beauties” into donkey punching?

Who the hell willingly plays Pac-Man for the Atari? Er, yay butts!

Black don’t crack.

Beavis and Butthead have to watch this. Beavis should burn his tee.

I get to be the Honey Nut Cheerio!