39. Southern Cross University
Its main campus in Lismore, New South Wales is located within 20 minutes of Nimbin, the weed capital of Australia. Connect A to B.
38. Victoria University
I guess they were too busy breathing a sigh of relief that they didn’t get the bottom spot and they forgot to study?
37. CQ University
One of its campuses is located within minutes of the Bundaberg Rum factory. Go figure.
36. Charles Sturt University
Try being friends with anyone from CSU on Facebook. Are these kids ever sober?
35. RMIT University
Rove McManus went here. At the beginning of Rove’s career he was critically panned and his show drew low ratings, but he improved down the track. RMIT, is that what you’re doing?
34. University of the Sunshine Coast
They might be low on the list, but they win in terms of having the best tan.
33. Australian Catholic University
If they taught science here they’d be much higher in the ranks.
30. Flinders University
Named after navigator Matthew Flinders which is ironic, as the university couldn’t even navigate itself into the top 10.
29. University of Canberra
Majority of people who go here applied by accident thinking it was ANU.
28. James Cook University
We think people just go here for an excuse to live in Cairns at the expense of the Australian tax payer.
26. University of Technology, Sydney
It tops the rankings for the ugliest building though.
25. Charles Darwin University
Maybe over time it will evolve into a better university.
23. University of Southern Queensland
Mostly filled with students who still think they’re at schoolies.
22. Curtin University
Home to 37,005 undergrads. So basically the entire population of Western Australia.
21. University of Newcastle
We gotta give it to this university. They’re going pretty well considering some genius decided to build it in the middle of a mosquito infested swamp.
18. La Trobe University
Even with a fancy name it couldn’t make it to La Top of the list.
17. University of South Australia
Currently accepting jokes as this is a difficult university to caption #JokesAboutUniSA
16. Edith Cowan University
Also ranked #1 in universities that no one has ever heard of.
15. Queensland University of Technology
Its motto is, “A university for the real world.” Which means they will train you up to be utterly disappointed when you start job searching with your useless degree.
14. University of Western Sydney
Tafe handed UWS the honour of being the butt of every joke from every other university in Sydney.
13. Bond University
Fun fact: The Marine starring WWE Superstar John Cena was filmed here.
12. Deakin University
Named after Australia’s second prime minister, Alfred Deakin. Classic Deakin, never being number one.
11. University of Notre Dame
*Not the college in America.
10. University of New England
If you’ve ever been to Armidale in the winter you know that you have no choice but to stay inside. So much study.
9. University of Sydney
Yes Sydney University, we do know who your father is.
8. Monash University
“I am still learning” is the motto of both this university and its graduates.
7. University of Queensland
Queensland’s top university is number seven in this list. Suppose they do have bragging rights over State of Origin at least.
6. University of Adelaide
The setting of every teen horror movie filmed in the ’90s.
2. University of Wollongong
In the top 2% of universities in the world, pretty impressive.