Classic Children’s Books In 9 Words Or Less

We know why our kids love their favorite books, but we adults really can’t explain why we love them, too.

1. “Curious George”

A guy and his monkey. Like Michael Jackson!”

ID: 640027

2. “Green Eggs And Ham”

“Don’t take moldy food from strangers.”

ID: 640080

3. “Where The Wild Things Are”

“You will never, ever sleep again.”

ID: 640081

4. “Peter Pan”

“Child abduction can be fun and adorable!”

ID: 640083

5. “Winnie The Pooh”

“A boy and his pre-diabetic bear.”

ID: 640090

6. “The Lorax”

“Al Gore was right about everything.”

ID: 640092

7. “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret”

“No boobs for you.”

ID: 640095

8. “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”

“Bugs eat their feelings, too.”

ID: 640101

9. “The Cat In The Hat”

“Seriously, your parents suck, kid.”

ID: 640102

10. “The Secret Garden”

“I got 99 problems and cholera ain’t one.”

ID: 640106

11. “Goodnight Moon”

“Seriously, stop stalling and go the f**k to bed.”

ID: 640110

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