Here's How David Letterman Would Interview His Female Guests

"You have tremendous legs."

The final Late Show with David Letterman airs Wednesday night, so Gawker put together a supercut video of David Letterman interacting with his female guests.

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The video begins with a clip from an interview where Letterman inquired about Madge's sex life.

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Followed by this "lovely offering" to Keira Knightley.

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"When you had me like that, I think my carrot moved," he once said to Julia Roberts.

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Once, during an interview with Jennifer Lopez, she said, "I want to clear something up." Letterman responded...

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During an appearance, Sandra Bullock told Letterman she wanted to apologize to the crew that may have seen her back side on set. He responded...

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He rubbed Catherine Zeta-Jones' hair while she did the sign of the cross.

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And apparently Letterman has a thing for legs. He pointed out the "tremendous" legs on Cameron Diaz...

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...And said the same thing to Gwen Stefani...

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AND to Jennifer Aniston.

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He commented on Taylor Swift's scent, telling her she smelled like "expensive wood."

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And he commented on Paris Hilton's tan...

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Letterman had this exchange with Lindsay Lohan, "Paul and I, when you get to this age, we're just vicariously interested in a lovely, young woman like yourself. And what might a shred of a fantasy be that we can take with us now?" She responded...

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The video ended with this cuddly clip... "Good night, everybody!"

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