Tucker Max’s Excruciating Screenplay

The infamous blogger’s book, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” (a collection of stories about Tucker’s sexual conquests), is now a film slated for release next year. And the screenplay is getting passed around Hollywood like an obvious STD joke. Gawker has the highlights. Most of the script is just a love-fest for the “boyishly charming” Tucker (as he calls himself in a parenthetical dialog note). He intimidates bartenders! Women laugh at his jokes! That deaf girl was totally going to come right before that coitus interruptus! But the widespread mockery of his film, like the widespread mockery of his misogynist book and blog before it, probably won’t stop his target market of douchebags from keeping the Tucker Max flame alive.

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