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Indie film “The Graduates,” shot for $95,000 in Ocean City, Maryland, includes a two-disc soundtrack now available for free. Just enter “GOGRADS” at checkout for 24 tracks from up-and-coming indie bands.

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An anti-Palin ad shows the brutality of aerial wolf hunting.

Did you notice all the short loud people are disappearing? That’s because the kids are back in school! Except the Chicago students who are skipping school tomorrow to protest unequal education funding.

The Best Links:

1. Back to School by the Numbers
2. Chicago Students to Skip First Day, Lobby for Cash
3. How to Survive the First Day of School
4. Google’s Back to School Logo

VP candidate Sarah Palin announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is five months pregnant (which takes care of the rumor that she was eight months pregnant with Trig four months ago).

The Best Links:

1. It’s About Choice
2. To Rebut Rumors, Palin Says Daughter, 17, Pregnant
3. The Truth About Those Sarah Palin Pregnancy Coverup Rumors!
4. Sarah Palin’s Baby Conspiracy

A blogger on Daily Kos accuses VP candidate Sarah Palin of faking a pregnancy so she could pretend her daughter’s baby was her own.

The Best Links:

1. Cached Version of the Daily Kos Story
2. Trig Palin to the Rescue
3. Sarah Palin is Not the Mother
4. CNN’s Roberts Thinks VP Palin Would Neglect Disabled Child

A blogger caught Don Fowler, the former national chairman of the Democratic National Committee, joking about Gustav hitting New Orleans on Monday and saying, “That just demonstrates God’s on our side.”

PH For America want to be the Swift Boaters of 2008. The 527 organization’s TV ad “Sermon on the Mount” got 2 million views on YouTube since June 25.

Enter your name, and How Many of Me tells you how many people in the U.S. share it.

The Best Links:

1. Popular Baby Names
2. Census Search
3. How Many of Me
4. Name Meanings
5. Baby Name Trend Graphs

If a new Muppet film goes well, Disney might bring the show back. Forgetting Sarah Marshall writer Jason Segel, who’s writing the film, is already talking about writing a show too.

The Best Links:

1. Muppet Wiki
2. Gonzo: Classical Chicken
3. Beaker: Ode to Joy
4. Muppet Show to Return to TV After 27 Years
5. Swedish Chef: Habanera
6. Statler and Waldorf: Meh
7. Sam the Eagle: Stars and Stripes Forever

A one-stop microsite with recent poll results, electoral college predictors, and feeds from Twitter, blogs, and the news.

The Best Links:

1. Historical Bush Approval Rates
2. perspctv
3. RealClearPolitics Polls
4. New York Times Election Guide

It’s the new “I Like Turtles”! After weatherman Warren Dean signs this starstruck yokel’s giant pin with Warren’s face on it, the weirdo can’t stop staring giddily at him and has to be pushed out of the way twice during a live weather report at the Saskatoon fair.

If the Very Short List gets a hold of this, one of the circles in the Venn diagram will be YouTube artist Paperlilies reading angry comments from her “Sarcasm” video.

High gas prices make his private jet too pricey, says Diddy in his latest YouTube clip, which he made while boarding an American Airlines flight.

This European ad shows elements as party-goers acting out a series of metaphors for chemical reactions. Anyway you get to see a fat guy bury his face in Jello.