Buzz·Posted on 12 Feb 201526 Stages Of Having An Absolute Ripper Of A Wank On Valentine's DayHappy Valentine's Day, hand.by Nick WrayBuzzFeed Motion Pictures StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Note: For the best experience click play before continuing. View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 1. Once again, that horrible time of year has snuck up on you: Valentine’s Day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And there's no one to share it with. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. It doesn't help that every couple is way more affectionate during this time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And they ask you if you're ok. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. You then realise how you're going to spend your night... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You inform your roommates not to come into your room... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. When they ask you what for, you do the super secret signal, that only men will understand. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You get the necessities. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. And... some other stuff if you want to spoil yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You go to your favourite website... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And away you go! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. WHO NEEDS RELATIONSHIPS?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. WHO NEEDS COMMITMENT?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Obviously your roommate didn't listen and they walk in and you're just like: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Once they leave, you get back to it! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Furiously! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You try and hold it! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. And before you know it... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. It is over. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Best 30 seconds ever! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Immediately after, you think to yourself: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. And what you were looking at suddenly isn't as hot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You leave your room and your roommates look at you in shame. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. But that's all good, because of the amount of money you saved by staying in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Remember, there's always next year. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Until then... happy Valentine's Day, hand. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF