1. First things first: Curls in the squat racks.
Rule number 1: no curls in the squat rack. Rule number 2: no curls in the squat rack
2. Heckle random people working out.
3. Raise hell with the exercise balls.
4. Or kick the exercise balls at random people.
5. Just go crazy with the exercise balls! They will have to ban you from the gym if you keep on doing this.
6. Bring your animals to the gym.
7. Walk around and give everyone advice. Even if you have no idea what you're doing.
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8. Don't give a crap where you put the weights back.
9. Dress up in a costume every time you workout.
Looks like Mr Potato Head is hitting the gym today!
10. Make constant eye contact with people on this machine.
I dont even work out anymore, I just sit on this machine for two hours and make eye contact with everyone in the gym
11. Or even better, do it while you hold a shake weight!
12. Recreate this video with your friends!
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13. Be this guy.
14. No seriously, be this guy. If you don't get out of your membership, you definitely might get out of living.
Wonder why there are no weights left on the rack...
15. Squat in heels.
16. Member of a 24 hour gym? Throw a rave!
17. Heavy sweater? Then who needs a towel right?!
18. Getting desperate with getting out of that membership? Just crash your car into the gym.
My gym is little destroyed from a car crash - talk about keen @PureGym will it be open today?
19. But if all that fails, at your next doctor visit say you have a sore back to get a certificate.
