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Five-time Olympic medalist Bode Miller is enjoying life with his new bride, former Cal Bears volleyball player Morgan Beck. Lately, the pair have been golfing together.
4. Just two days later, though, Bode struck an errant shot that hit Morgan in the face.
Morgan also posted a photo of the damage done by the golf ball. WARNING: This is a scary, scary photo that may be used in future episodes of “The Walking Dead.”
7. Luckily for Mrs. Miller, the glasses she was wearing at the time prevented a direct blow to the eye.
8. What lesson has this taught us? Always dress like this guy.
(h/t Chris Mottram at SB Nation)