1. When you couldn't stop yourself from automatically clicking refresh on the sacred dashboard.
So many things to reblog, so little time.
2. When you couldn't function if you didn't reblog at least one thing before going to work in the morning.
But I don't want my followers to think I've abandoned them!
3. When you had to decide between doing real things or spending the entire day on Tumblr.
Tumblr wins. Every. Single. Time.
4. When no one outside of Tumblr fully understood the level of stress your newfound addiction was putting on your life.
If only it was that easy.
5. When you took your laptop with you to the bathroom because you were afraid you'd miss something exciting if you looked away from your dash for even ONE second.
You gotta do what you gotta do, tbh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6. When you tried to create boundaries between you and Tumblr, but failed miserably.
It's not you, it's me... well... it's actually you. It's all your fault, Tumblr!
7. When your entire sleeping schedule was basically fucked.
OK, where did the last eight hours go???
8. When you expected everyone around you to be up-to-date on your life via Tumblr.
~Dear diary~
9. When your Saturday night was ruined after encountering error after error.
I swear to little baby Jesus if Tumblr is down AGAIN... *throws computer out window, regrets later*
10. And when your night got even worse after you were no longer able to publish anything because you exceeded the daily post limit.
HOW CAN I LIVE?
11. When you were so damn obsessed with Tumblr that your addiction spread to your friends.
Kaitlyn introduced me to tumblr 40 minutes ago and I am addicted
Something tells me I'll be regretting this later...
12. When you completely cut people out of your life if they had no idea what Tumblr was.
Immediate deal breaker. L8errrr.
13. When Tumblr was now a part of your long list of excuses as to why you're so out of shape.
Sorry, I have a blog to maintain.
14. When your procrastination levels soared to new heights as soon as you were close to a computer.
The research paper is due tomorrow but I have enough time to finish it an hour before class, yes?
15. When you had to take an unexpected break from Tumblr and couldn't contain your excitement when you were reunited with your one true love.
*Softly pets the computer screen*
16. When the only friends you could trust were your Wi-Fi connection and Tumblr account.
You + Wi-Fi account + your glorious Tumblr = BFFL. <3
17. When you tried to give up Tumblr for some strange reason but just couldn't deactivate your account.
You'll be betraying yourself and your Tumblr account. Don't do it.
18. When you couldn't stop yourself from obsessing over who unfollowed you.
But why? :(
19. When you hoped your intense dedication to the holy Gods of Tumblr would result in some kind of payoff in the end.
I have faith that one day my addiction to Tumblr will be worth something.
20. When you spent so much time on Tumblr that you could only view the world through various memes and reaction GIFs.
21. And when you came to the sudden realization that discovering Tumblr may have been the worst thing you've ever done in your life.
But it was SO worth it in the end.