Proof The Harpy Eagle Is Seriously The Craziest Looking Bird Ever

    Sam the Eagle, step it up.

    Nia Alavezos
    by Nia Alavezos

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Meet the Harpy Eagle.

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    You probably never heard of him before, right?

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    He's kinda cute.

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    And he looks pretty normal.

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    WRONG.

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    His appearance is off the charts.

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    Just look at him.

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    Well... maybe don't look him in the eyes.

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    Because he will seriously stare into your soul.

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    We warned you.

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    Who knew a bird could throw such expert shade?

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    Here he is looking intense after eating an actual human being.

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    Here he is staring down at us like we're a bunch of puny peasants.

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    He could be right though. Who knows.

    And here he is continuing to intimidate us with the death stare.

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    Yup, he's so judging you.

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    And he's already tired of your shit.

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    He's totally one badass looking bird.

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    But really, don't look him in the eyes.