1. You tend to be brutally honest.
2. You're extremely gifted in the art of cursing.
3. The smallest things get under your skin.
4. And you take out your anger on inanimate objects.
5. Even when you're in the worst mood, you let no one get in your way.
6. But sometimes the stress of your work does get the best of you.
7. You're a glass-half-empty kind of person.
8. There are moments when you realize it's impossible to please everyone.
9. You cherish your imperfections.
10. The fact that people can't get on your level makes you lose hope in humanity.
11. Though on rare occasions you can even be considerate towards others.
12. You have zero tolerance for incompetence.
13. People are jealous at how well you can lie.
14. You're a known trendsetter.
15. You're always respectful of other cultures.
16. Creative new ideas naturally come to you.
17. You're an expert at impersonations during dinner parties.
18. Solitude is your best friend.
19. Disaster ensues whenever you're involved with home improvements.
20. You're always there to give the best advice to your co-workers.
21. Hiding bodies is one of your many hidden talents.
22. You think laziness can actually be a virtue.
23. And finally, you can't help but feel a little nostalgic from time to time.
