25. Ethel Beavers
Tom Haverford: Hey, sorry to interrupt the love fest, but can you hand me that folder please, Ethel?
[Ethel drops the folder on the floor]
Tom Haverford: Oh, great. Why you gotta be like that, Ethel?
Ethel Beavers: Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the crib.
24. Congressman Bill Dexhart
“In my defense, it was my birthday and i really wanted to do it”
23. Carl Lorthner
Carl Lorthner: Oh, you think you know how to do my job? Well, you might not be so confident once you walked a mile in my size sevens.
[puts his foot on desk]
Leslie Knope: Kind of small feet.
Tom Haverford: Actually, seven is the worldwide average.
Carl Lorthner: Boom!
Owner of Sue’s salads
21. Councilman Howser
Leslie literally runs into him at City Hall. She uses these awkward situations to discuss politics with him.
Kyle is the only guy treated worse than Jerry
19. Chief Trumple
Andy’s (former?) bandmate
17. Harris Wittels
Animal control guy. Terrible at his job
April’s really intense friend.
15. JJ Lipscomb
Owner of JJ’s diner where Leslie spent almost a $1,000 one year
14. Dr. Harris
About Jerry: “He has got the largest penis I have ever seen”
13. Duke Silver
Leader of the Duke Silver Trio
Andy and April’s three legged rescue dog, trained in German by Chris
11. Detlef Schrempf
Former Indiana Pacers basketball player
10. Joe Fantringham
head of the sewage department.
Makes a pass at any woman with a pulse
9. Trish Ianetta
Pawnee’s beauty queen
“I’ve been on Youtube and I love wearing bikinis at the beach with everyone there”.
The MRI technician that went on one creepy date with Leslie
7. Greg Pikitis
Pawnee’s vandalizer and Leslie’s arch-nemesis
6. Denver Newport
Leslie about Denver: “Denver, you son of a bitch”
5. Joan Callamezzo
Host of Pawnee Today.
4. Perd Hapley
host of “Ya heard with Perd”
3. Ken Hotate
“There’s two things i know about white people; they love Rachel Ray, and they’re terrified of curses”
“Doobie Doobie Doo”
2. Lil’ Sebastian
RIP in horsey heaven
1. Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
No doubt the funniest non-cast member.
Jean-Ralphio: Ben, is that your real name? You can do better than that. I’mma help ya out right now. Your name is Angelo. Angelo, thank you so much for coming out. Get a thicker tie. It looks weird on you— makes your head look like a fish. Secondly, I don’t know where the paperwork is, but when you find it, can you take care of it for us? We don’t have any pens because we’re afraid it’s going to leak on our shirts. Lastly, I hate the name Angelo, I’m going to switch it up for ya right now. Your new nickname is….Jello Shots. Whaddya think about that, J-shot?