The Best Townspeople Of Pawnee

25. Ethel Beavers

Tom Haverford: Hey, sorry to interrupt the love fest, but can you hand me that folder please, Ethel?
[Ethel drops the folder on the floor]
Tom Haverford: Oh, great. Why you gotta be like that, Ethel?
Ethel Beavers: Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the crib.

24. Congressman Bill Dexhart

“In my defense, it was my birthday and i really wanted to do it”

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23. Carl Lorthner

Carl Lorthner: Oh, you think you know how to do my job? Well, you might not be so confident once you walked a mile in my size sevens.
[puts his foot on desk]
Leslie Knope: Kind of small feet.
Tom Haverford: Actually, seven is the worldwide average.
Carl Lorthner: Boom!

22. Tanya

Owner of Sue’s salads

21. Councilman Howser

Leslie literally runs into him at City Hall. She uses these awkward situations to discuss politics with him.

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20. Kyle

Kyle is the only guy treated worse than Jerry

19. Chief Trumple

18. Burly

Andy’s (former?) bandmate

17. Harris Wittels

Animal control guy. Terrible at his job

16. Orin

April’s really intense friend.

15. JJ Lipscomb

Owner of JJ’s diner where Leslie spent almost a $1,000 one year

14. Dr. Harris

About Jerry: “He has got the largest penis I have ever seen”

13. Duke Silver

Leader of the Duke Silver Trio

12. Champion

Andy and April’s three legged rescue dog, trained in German by Chris

11. Detlef Schrempf

Former Indiana Pacers basketball player

10. Joe Fantringham

head of the sewage department.
Makes a pass at any woman with a pulse

9. Trish Ianetta

Pawnee’s beauty queen

“I’ve been on Youtube and I love wearing bikinis at the beach with everyone there”.

8. Chris

The MRI technician that went on one creepy date with Leslie

7. Greg Pikitis

Pawnee’s vandalizer and Leslie’s arch-nemesis

6. Denver Newport

Leslie about Denver: “Denver, you son of a bitch”

5. Joan Callamezzo

Host of Pawnee Today.

“Gotcha!”

4. Perd Hapley

host of “Ya heard with Perd”

3. Ken Hotate

“There’s two things i know about white people; they love Rachel Ray, and they’re terrified of curses”

“Doobie Doobie Doo”

2. Lil’ Sebastian

RIP in horsey heaven

1. Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

No doubt the funniest non-cast member.

Jean-Ralphio: Ben, is that your real name? You can do better than that. I’mma help ya out right now. Your name is Angelo. Angelo, thank you so much for coming out. Get a thicker tie. It looks weird on you— makes your head look like a fish. Secondly, I don’t know where the paperwork is, but when you find it, can you take care of it for us? We don’t have any pens because we’re afraid it’s going to leak on our shirts. Lastly, I hate the name Angelo, I’m going to switch it up for ya right now. Your new nickname is….Jello Shots. Whaddya think about that, J-shot?