The most overrated night in which you drink yourself into oblivion and hate life the next day.
Disclaimer: This obviously does not apply to all females.
5. Contemplate heels or flats.
“Do I want to look hot or be comfortable? Heels. I’ll just drink enough not to notice the pain.”
28. Eat way too much food that will have your digestive system hating you.
29. Black out.
32. Check your text messages and try to figure out who you gave your number to.
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