I'm sorry, if you think David Paterson has done anything but fuck up New York State, you obviously don't live here. Between him and our outrageously corrupt state-level representatives, it's AMAZING we're not farther in the shithole than we are right now. At least when Eliot Spitzer was governor he kept the asshats on Wall Street in line; hookers are the least shocking of NYS's scandals.

There's a joke in here somewhere about blind people and affairs. Can't really get my jackass motor primed up this morning though.

Why are the Democrats so afraid of this guy? I loved him, I've never seen a politician fight harder for his state (and he wasn't even obligated by campaign promises). His only crime was pissing off all of the lobbyists. Oh well, I guess they win (again). When is this country going to get over the fact that humans like to have sex with each other?