Paid PostPosted on May 26, 201513 Pretty Silly Veggie Jokes That'll Make You LaughWhat do root veggies wear to bed? Yammies!by Newman's OwnBrand PublisherLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. What is small, red, and whispers? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. What vegetables are a sailor's enemy? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Why do fungi have to pay double the bus fare? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. Why did the carrot get embarrassed? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. What do you call a retired vegetable? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. What do root vegetables wear to bed? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. When is a vegetable too fresh? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. What do you call an angry pea? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. What's a vegetable's favorite martial art? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Why did the chef quit? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. What does a nosy pepper do? Tap to reveal Click to reveal