Ahhhh…..
Blue lips to soothe blue balls.

OMG, Keegan is topless!! Nothing compared to Janet Jackson's bare breast, though..or Miley's (supposed)crotch shot, huh?

Dogs are mostly for people that are insecure. People who need to have some animal that will come when they call its name and be happy as hell to see them when they walk through the door. It's all about feeling the need to have your existence validated, if only by some dumb creature that will be dead after a few years.
Thanks, Aceman.

You would do this too, if the Knicks never gave you a quality second banana for your ENTIRE career.

You are aware that episodes are produced several months before they even air, correct?

Wow 105 whole kids? Kids in middle school who would eat hot pockets and drink chocolate shakes every day if given the choice? Kids of the same age today would tell you that Britney is a “gross, old has-been” who also happens to be nuts.  McDonalds is by far the most ubiquitous and profitable “restaurant” today. Does that mean it is of the highest quality? FoxNews is the most watched cable “news” program..need I say more?  Even with heavy studio enhancements, Britney has a mediocre voice at best. When she actually chooses to sing, that is. Both she and Xtina dressed and acted like whores in their videos, but guess who's staged sluttiness actually became a reality. Christina's voice and writing continue to soar to new heights, while Britney and her fans expand to greater widths. P.S. What part of “Not Myself” in the song title is so difficult to understand?