1. They can tell you exactly how long it takes to rewind their favorite movie on VHS.
2. They live their life as if every aspect has exactly four possible outcomes.
3. They have one of these on every doorknob:
4. The side ponytail is still their go-to hairstyle.
But when they do wear it down, it's teased, sprayed, and stands as high as possible.
5. They remember when brown soda came in the crystal variety.
6. They know the importance of carrying essentials in a pack around your waist.
7. They listen to the radio for hours to make you one of these:
8. They keep themselves warm with a perfectly baggy windbreaker.
9. They know what lyrics come after "dice in the mirror."
10. They use phrases like this un-ironically:
11. They have glamorous photos framed for the world to see.
12. This is their preferred mode of transportation:
13. In their mind, bracelets are meant to be slapped on.
14. They think boys with frosted tips are totally dreamy.
15. They brag about a certain doll collection.
16. They prefer their cell phones as large as possible.
17. To them, off-the-shoulder looks will always be totally rad!
18. They prefer to write with one of these because they can push all the colors down at the same time:
19. And they credit a certain book series for helping them survive all their big life moments.
For even more of your favorite '90s references, watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix.
