12 Reasons Arnold Schwarzenegger Should Be President, According To Facebook

Why let a silly little thing like the United States Constitution get in the way of destiny? All photos via this insane Facebook group.

1. He controls the sun

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Using just a pair of lycra buttock-huggers and hair gel

2. He could be his own first lady

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Nothing puts those fears of global hegemony to rest like a rippling pair of biceps poking out of a crop top.

3. He'll pay people in wheelchairs to leave him alone

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Just don't touch the loafers with those tyres.

4. He loves his mum

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Who may or may not be Dustin Hoffman in a dress.

5. He's like "d'uh!" about climate change

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His Hummer runs on pure sex appeal.

6. He's not ashamed to show his artistic side

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Hey, Bill Clinton, does your saxophone come with it's own automatic firing device called a "bow"? Didn't think so.

7. He's totally fearless

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He's not scared of wrapping another man's pointy jaundiced penis around his neck at public events.

8. After a day at The White House, he'll still find time to be like, "Aaaaw yeah, laydeez"

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"Come blow my bubbles"

9. He's so alpha he even makes Sienna Miller's haircut look badass

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And he's got the biggest letter opener Washington's ever seen.

10. He's the reincarnation of Elvis

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What do you mean he was 30 when Elvis died? Why does that matter?

11. He's too busy taking care of business to fix his blusher

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And what America needs is a President who's less about image, more about action.

12. He may be Austrian, but deep down he's basically as all-American as bicep pie

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God bless you, Arnold Schwarzenegger