Also in the original… No boner.

so it's like one of those tinny musical christmas cards, except even more annoying.

So that's what Liv Tyler will look like when she gets old.

What! No breast pillows? What a cheap piece o' crap.

I think that's his “I'm so high I'm pretending to show the world my abs, but I really want is for the ladies to know how big my dick is” face

I like it when she covers her freakish square jaw/neck with her mannish hands

yeah, I'd still totally fuck her if she asked though.

Um, what do the 18 grey guys n gals represent?  The maths part of this visualizers brain.

Man, I hope (for her sake) shes really hot.