7 Texts To Annoy Your Estate Agent

When your tenancy is nearing an end and your estate agent is arranging viewings, here’s 7 simple texts to make their jobs even harder.

1. Make Them Think You’re a Psycho Mass Murderer

2. Invite Them to View your Flea Circus

3. Make Them Think You’re a Coprophiliac

4. Make Them Think Eskimos Have Moved In

5. Make Them Think You Have A Weird Fetish

6. Take Everything They Say Literally

7. Make Them Think You’re Part of a Religious Sect

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