Tim Tebow vs. Jesus Christ

We know Tim Tebow and Jesus would never g0 mano y mano in any athletic competition, but Tebow’s recent success on the gridiron has awakened the belief amongst religious Denver Broncos fans that he may, in fact, be the second coming of the one true lord and savior. Christians everywhere may threaten to switch their allegiances from the Catholic Church to Sports Authority Field at Mile High, if Tim Tebow continues to pull out miracles through unquestionable faith and mediocre-yet-timely playmaking. We here at National Lampoon have taken it upon ourselves to examine the likelihood that Tim Tebow is, in fact, Jesus– and Jesus is Tim Tebow. The similarities are eerie. Let’s explore them, shall we?