Very Specific Ways To Chew On Snacks To Maximize Enjoyment

    Detailed instructions for those who want to live their best lives.

    Nathan W. Pyle
    by Nathan W. Pyle

    BuzzFeed Staff

    After demonstrating the superiority of diagonally cut sandwiches, I'm now taking on snacks. Below are the best ways to enjoy various sweet and salty things. (As long as you don't take bites too large for your mouth.)

    Wheat Thins

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    Chocolate Covered Pretzels

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    Chocolate Covered Pretzels

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    Twizzlers

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    Goldfish Snack Crackers

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    A Stick Of Gum

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