Sunday: MORNING SUNSHINE JUST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU LEAVE YOUR UMBRELLA AT HOME.
Monday: FRIGID TEMPERATURES ALTERNATING WITH SCORCHING RAYS OF SUN. DRESS ACCORDINGLY.
Tuesday: ALL-ENVELOPING OVERCAST HAZE. TIME SWALLOWED UP. BRIEF LAPSE INTO SOLIPSISM POSSIBLE/LIKELY.
Wednesday: STEADY DELUGE. BEST TO SPEND ALL DAY LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW "WAITING FOR IT TO CLEAR UP."
Thursday: SERIOUS THREAT TO RAIN. REALLY TRULY ABOUT TO RAIN. ANY MINUTE NOW. HERE IT COMES.
Friday: MOSTLY NICE EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PART OF THE DAY.
Saturday: ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.
