It’s Thursday. You want to go out on Friday. Your pesky job/class/parents are in the way. Or maybe you’re actually sick, but nobody believes you. Here are my simple tips for looking like crap so nobody challenges you. You can do some, or all of these tips.Use this sparingly to maintain your credibility as a decent, hardworking person. You go, you.
Johnny Knoxville is the host with the most….balls that is. His pretty face isn’t the only reason we know and love Jackass. It was also the fact that he is batshit crazy. Here are a few activites that COULD have ruined his ruggedly handsome life forever.
We do our best to be courteous on a daily basis, hoping to skate through life avoiding confrontations. Here are some common phrases that we have all used once or twice, and what they can actually imply. The intent is sincere most of the time, but sometimes you are simply trying to disguise the fact that you’re a huge A-hole..
Rescued little baby taz is all grown up now, but loved sleeping in baseball hats as a baby
3 rescued kittens and a chihuahua at the bottom. Despite being left for dead, they loved instantly!
Don’t tell me you still believe the Monkees couldn’t play their own instruments. Show producers had them do that for one season, before the boys had any creative control. Sure they were manufactured, but it’s what they did with it that makes them respectable, underrated, talented musicians. If you don’t know the Monkees, give them a chance.
Ladies, you’ve taken the plunge and cut off all your hair. Or maybe you’re just thinking about it. At first I was devastated, so I kept looking for ways to learn to love it. I refused to believe that short hair was not attractive to guys. Are we supposed to believe that Miley, Michelle, Rihanna, Twiggy, etc are unattractive because they cut their hair off? Hells no! These are just a few ideas on how to change up your style and fall in love your bad ass, liberating hairdo even more!